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怎么把女朋友哄回来

时间:2025-02-28 百里艳清 来源:句子过

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怎么把女朋友哄回来

1、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

2、We are the Anti Villain League,an ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.Rob a bank? We're not interested. Kill someone? Not our deal.But you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mount Fuji? Or even [points his tea spoon at Gru] steal the moon? Then we notice.

3、Oh,and just between you and me,You look much better bald.

4、你是一个会说话的乌龟。是的,我是会说话的乌龟,而你是书呆子。

5、You’re always so dramatic…Look,yousaved the world.We’re rather mucked it up

6、楼兰有个古老的传说,当沙漠中的月牙湖变成满月时,无论相隔多远、相隔多久的人都会相遇。

7、凯尔,别尿在我的牵牛花上,那儿,尿在弗雷德的花上,尿爽点。

8、拉斐尔:我只是...额...,如果这是我们在一起的最后时刻,我只是想让你们知道我很抱歉,非常抱歉我对你的要求太苛刻了。每次我都逼迫你,我威胁你,我冲你吼叫,我威胁你超越你的底线,都是因为我信任你,每件事我都信任你,我相信你的精神和智商以及你的潜能。每次我都说走开,因为我害怕,我只是不想太好,在你身边让你忍受,叫你兄弟,和你说话。我爱你们,很爱你们。环太平洋经典台词

9、你没有。我留在神盾局,是因为它是你建立的。

10、Can I help you guys with anything?Oh,no. My fiancé was just helping mewith some honeymoon destinations.Right.We’re getting married.Congratulations.Where are you guysthinking about going?New Jersey.



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