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小古文日时翻译

时间:2025-02-21 巧格菲 来源:橘子网盘

《小古文日时翻译》

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小古文日时翻译

1、功课一:走进一间房,四面都是墙,抬头见老鼠,低头见蟑螂。功课二:昨日作诗无一首,今天作诗泪两行,天天作诗天天瘦,提起笔来唤爹娘。功课三:门前一只狗,在啃肉骨头,又来一只狗,双双打破头。

2、Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

3、暧昧法:我们俩这叫没有奸情,胜似有奸情。(美小护与霍思邈打趣)

4、什么“有虫儿叫”,什么“嗳吱嗳吱”?皇阿玛,你不要再跟我拽文了,你不喜欢我赌钱,我不赌就是了,你把我交给这个容嬷嬷,不是把鸡送给黄鼠狼吗?下次你要找我的时候,说不定连骨头都找不到了!

5、你的生命真的如此空虚,以至于你怎么都想不出除此之外打发时间的方法吗?

6、Tyler.

7、希望法:我生活在恐怖小说里,但是我可以听听童话故事。(美小护自励)

8、Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

9、It’s all going down, man.

10、头被埋在这么大的奶子中间,不禁认为上帝的胸部也很壮观。



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