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搞笑精短句子

时间:2024-12-10 康晓波 来源:好句子迷

《搞笑精短句子》

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搞笑精短句子

1、Tyler.还珠格格经典台词

2、If you are reading this then this warning is for you.

3、你不到绝处逢生,你不能了解生命的意义。在我健康的时候,我体会不到健康的价值,也体会不到病人的痛苦。你只有躺在床上不能动弹,需要别人照顾,看着窗外的鸟在飞,花在开,小孩在歌唱的时候,你才知道你失去的是什么。

4、Murder, crime, poverty…these things don’t concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy’s name on my underwear. Rogaine, viagra, olestra.

5、我们大萧条的只是我们的生活

6、皇阿玛,这个炉子不能烧的,烧了就灭了!

7、求爱法:“再提32我就嫁你信不信?” “你要再敢提嫁我就娶你信不信?”(美小护与霍思邈斗嘴)

8、Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

9、This is not the worst thing that can happen.

10、You met me at a very strange time in my life.



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