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哄女孩开心的幽默句子

时间:2025-01-30 靖媛媛 来源:句子柔软

《哄女孩开心的幽默句子》

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哄女孩开心的幽默句子

1、Pumpkin: The way it is now, you're taking the same risk as when you rob a bank. You take more of a risk, banks are easier. You don't even need a gun in a federal bank. I mean, they're insured, why should they give a fuck? I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says, we've got this guy's little girl, if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her.

2、你轻而易举地就离开了。

3、Edward: Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me?

4、不受苦中苦,难为人上人。(第三十二回《平顶山功曹传信莲花洞木母逢灾》)

5、I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life.

6、留情不举手,举手不留情。(第二十一回《护法设庄留大圣须弥灵吉定风魔》)

7、文森特:你知道在荷兰他们把什么代替调味番茄酱放进薯条里吗?

8、Leaving you was the hardest thing I’ve ever done in 100 years.

9、Yolanda: Did it work?

10、低俗小说经典台词



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