《有什么搞笑的笑话》
桔子网网小编为大家整理的有什么搞笑的笑话句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、知恩不报非君子，万古千秋作骂名。(第二十七回《尸魔三戏唐三藏圣僧恨逐美猴王》)
2、最希翼的台词：只要有爱，就有希望。(爱给了那么多人希望，可是为了爱，也要舍弃很多。)
3、I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.
4、走三家不如坐一家。(第五十回《情乱性从因爱欲神昏心动遇魔头》)
5、JULES：There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
6、国正天心顺。(第三十七回《鬼王夜谒唐三藏悟空神化引婴儿》
7、哭有几样：若干着口喊谓之嚎，扭搜出些眼泪儿来谓之啕。又要哭得有眼泪，又要哭得有心肠，才算是嚎啕痛哭嘿。(第三十九回《一粒金丹天上得三年故主世间生》
8、出其言善，则理之外应之;出其不善，则理之外违之。(第八回《我佛造经传极乐观音奉旨上长安》?
9、南瓜：我也不想杀死任何人。但是他们会把我们推倒那种境地，不是我们就是他们。并且要是不是这些东南亚仔，而是这些老不死的犹太人他妈的十五代人拥有一家商店，你就会让老爷爷欧文坐在收银台后面手里拿着一个他妈的大酒瓶。为了拿一个电话而不是别的东西试图走进这些地方，你都会发现困难重重。
10、Bella:I don't care.
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