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形容人胖的搞笑句子20句

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《形容人胖的搞笑句子20句》

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形容人胖的搞笑句子20句

1、40.在你之前，贝拉，我的生活就像是没有月亮的夜晚。非常黑暗，但还是有星星——一点点光线和理性……然后你像一颗流星划过我的天空。突然间所有的东西变得明亮，带来光，带来美。当你离开的时候，当流星坠入地平线的时候，所有的东西都变得黑暗。一切都没有改变，但我的眼睛已经被光线所灼伤，我不能再看见星星了，而且对所有的事情也没有理性了。

2、尤兰达：没有更多的饮品店?

3、Edward: Bella, you are my life now.

4、只有你才能让我如此上瘾。

5、家无二主。(第三十九回《一粒金丹天上得三年故主世间生》

6、JULES：There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

7、你会知道我的名字叫做耶和华。

8、Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking drown 'em in that shit.

9、Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

10、黄梅不落青梅落，老大偏害没儿人。(第四十七回《圣僧夜阻通天水金木垂慈救小童》)

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